Thursday, July 16, 2015

I saw a skink
It made me think
Had it been a verb
Instead of a lizard
Its tenses would be skunk and skank, like sink?

Monday, April 16, 2012

manatee

the manatee
began losing her sanity

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

olm

olm, olm
dark Slovenian caves comprise your holm
you're not a fish, not a wolm
no scales, no fur, no hair to colm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ke1agwb00U

Friday, February 17, 2012

Tardigrade

tardigrade, tardigrade,
as a bear or a pig you masquerade;      
you have an ursine swagger,
you're way cooler than Mick Jagger;
you're the cutest thing god ever made!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

surnames

kapil sibal,
when you're hungry,
what do you nibbal?
and when you're bored
what do you scribbal?

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

corgi

What kind of a do(r)ggie
Is a corgi?

Sunday, November 06, 2011

gngngngn

i neva gnu
what they call a gnu-born gnu